Gotta love first graders...
A little boy walking out of the bathroom saw a picture of the political candiates and said to his friend "John McCain will steal all your money."
Saying the pledge of allegiance "I pledge allegiance to the flag....one nation IN God, Under- is- a- ble. With lizbery and justice for all."
Our superentindant visits the school regularly... walking through a first grade classroom in his suit and tie a little boy looked up at him and said "Are you John McCain?" He laughed and said "I wouldn't want that job!"
I looked on the spelling list on Friday morning before the spelling test and realized that "bong" was one of the spelling words. Try using that in a sentence! All I could think of was drug accessories. YIKES!
Teaching the other day I went to sit on the stool by my overhead projector and slid right off of it! The kids looked at me in total shock. :) I am such a dork!
"Are you voting for Obama?" A little girl in pink said to her friend. Her friend said "Yeah." "Well I can't be your friend then." (Isn't that sad that kids think they can't get along with another child because of their parents political views! What are we teaching our kids!? We later talked about being friends no matter who you vote for.)
Walking back into class from recess the class is quietly getting ready to start the math lesson. "Sam peed his pants in the lunchroom!" A little girl blurted.
They always keep me on my toes. Its amazing what their little minds think of.
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I love that school can bring some (maybe unexpected) joy to your life :) Aren't they weird little creatures? I know they're so lucky to have you as their teacher. Atleast it's the holiday season coming up here with some good breaks for you! Love, Rae
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